[Part Four of the Britain Series]
I am writing this to keep myself awake. (scribbles) Well, at least I’m mostly writing because of that—I also just want to write something. (more scribbles) Right now, I’m sitting in the middle of the gate at Terminal 36 of London’s Gatwick Airport, and I’m really quite sleepy. Jotting down […]

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[Part Three of the Britain Series]
A plastic fork just dropped down next to my seat. Do I have to tell the stewardess about it? Would doing this oblige me to pick it up?
That flight attendant looks like a girl I once knew—Is there a chance that they’re related? If so, does this count as a […]

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[Part Two of the Britain Series]
Not too long ago, I returned from a two-week tour of England and Scotland. The following are bits and pieces of what makes Britain Britain, culled from my traveling perspective:
Geography
Great Britain, the primary component of the United Kingdom, lies on the British Isles, which are composed of the countries England, […]

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[Part One of the Britain Series]
—Hello?
—’Ello, Gov’nah!
—Hi…
(Pause)
What’s up?
—You mean: what happens to be going on? Well, ol’ chap, I placed this call on the telephone line to check up on your flight status. How is it, mate?
—It’s mid-flight and it’s, um… four in the morning your time.
—Blimey! I hope that I did not interrupt your […]

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After returning from England and Scotland, I’ve typed up four short humor pieces (one really short) that relate to the country, mostly. Three were written during the actual trip itself while the second of the four was made after the fact. I’ll be posting these four every couple of days, with pictures in between.
Cheerio!

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January the 3rd, Year 742 of The Awakening
1:30 PM
R: Welcome, brothers, thank you all for coming. May the One True Vision guide us well in our congregation on this oh-so-auspicious day. F, what’s first up on the agenda?
F: Item One… Does anyone need their parking validated? Mistress D can do that up front.
R: Let’s take […]

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Two days ago, I returned from a ten-day tour of England and Scotland. It was a really good trip, and I’ll probably post some pictures soon. Probably.
I do promise to post some new material in the next couple of hours to make up for the dry spell that was me  being on the other side […]

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