I assume eventually the entire screenplay will be on this thread and the board'll be shut down for copyright infringement. Until then:

"Why don't you just piss off, Fischer, you dotty wee skid mark?"

"Was that latin?" <p>---------------------------------------------------<BR>Check out <a href=http://db.etree.org/aenematron>My Show List</a>!</p>

"were you in the shit?"
- "yeah, i was in the shit."

thanks for starting the thread. great idea!
i went back to edit this because i took off the "filter profanity" option... <p>"Does the fact that I'm trying to do it do it for you?"</p>Edited by: olwiggum at: 12/27/01 10:40:37 am

"I got punched in the face. What's your excuse?"

and,

"I wrote a hit play, so I'm not sweating it either."

"We got him Dirk"

"Could I see some documentation on that please?"

"Who told you that goddamned lie? Nevermind I know who said it. And I'm gonna stick a knife in his heart and I'm gonna send him back to Ireland in a body bag."
"He's from Scotland."
"Well tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today. I'm gonna pop a cap in his ass."

FutureMan <p>"Bob Maplethorpe potential getaway driver, GO!"</p>

don't forget,
"i saved latin. what did you ever do?"

<p>"Does the fact that I'm trying to do it do it for you?"</p>

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks." <p>"Does the fact that I'm trying to do it do it for you?"</p>

I just watched it and had to add a couple:

Blume [to Max]: "Never in my wildest imagination did I ever imagine I'd have boys like these."

Max [to Miss Cross]: "Do you want me to grab a dictionary?"

Bear with me, I have ALOT of them-

Max (with a smarmy grin):
I'm sorry, did someone say my name?

Max:
What are you, a lawyer?


Blume:
Piranas, really?
Max:
Yes, I'm talking to a guy in South America.



Blume:
How much money do you need?
Max:
35, 000 dollars for the initial plans.
Blume:
I'll give you 2,500.
Max:
ok

Max:
Don't fuck with my play!


Max (to Margaret Yang):
I'll see you later Mrs. Chang

Max:Dr. Guggenheim, I don't wanna tell you how to do your job......


Dr. Guggenheim: we don't offer a post-graduate year.

Max: We don't offer it yet.




Max:I'm glad we had this conversation. (to miss cross)


and all the ones that have been posted already.

"you want me to grab a dictionary?"

i've been thinking i havent watched rushmore in a while- i actually lol'd at a couple of the lines, particularly 'was that latin?' in the first post, cus the ez code almost disguised it, so i thought his/her fav line was just the part about being a skidmark. it totally took me by surprise hahah. btw, i'll have to go watch again and come back with good lines. definitely like, of the lines from max's plays.

- I like your nurse's uniform guy.
-They're O.R. Scrubs
-O R they?

Dirk Calloway: "Oh yeah, and with friends like you who needs friends?"
the way he says this is brilliant.

I love when Max is listing off all the fish he wants in his aquarium and everyone is fasinated with piranas even though he said hammer heads and giant squid.
oh how I laugh

I also love
"What are you a lawyer?"

and
"I'll just go back out the window..."