Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

And the other quotes are all pretty amazing as well...

I've always been fond of this dialog with Max and his dad
"You're like one of those clipper ship captains. You're married to the sea."
"Yes thats true. But I've been out to sea a long time."

max:
i miss rushmore...i miss the seasons.

take dictation, please.

AND about a million others. i can't count how many times i've watched it.